Note to STAFFZ: a meal served at 4 am when you come home cannot POSSIBLY be considered BREAKFASTZ. It should therefore NOT come as a surprise to learn that a Daphne still requires BREAKFASTZ at BREAKFASTZ TIME!!!!! *exasperated Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne GRACIOUSLY sitting on your lap does NOT mean a Daphne has FORGIVEN you for ABANDONING a Daphne and being UNFAITHFULZ by snuggling OTHER KITTEHS.
Note to STAFFZ: Being asleep is NOT a good reason for IGNORING a Daphne when she GRACIOUSLY offerz you SNUGGLZ at 3am!!! *hurt Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT approve of the COLD WET WHITE STUFFZ. Turn it OFFZ. *not a snow leopard*
Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne’s SECOND BREAKFASTZ is in NO way related to a Daphne being SICKZ on the bedroom floor!!!! *not greedy Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is SVELTE and composed of FWUFF and BRAINZ. It is RUDE to call a Daphne DAFFALUMP or FWUFFALUMP!!!! *hurt feelingz Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: stop COUGHINGZ! Your coughingz is DISTURBING a Daphne!! *needing her SNOOZLEZ Daphne *
Note to STAFFZ: BREAKFASTZ was served UNACCEPTABLY late!!!
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is VERY A LOT fond of raw CHICKENZ!!!!! *just saying Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: hanging out at the GROUCHO with ROCK STARZ is NOT an acceptablez excuse for such a delayed serving of SUPPERZ!!!! *starving Daphne* *abandoned Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: your coughing is DISTURBING a Daphne!!! *cross Daphne*