March 22nd, 2013 at 12:08PM
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne CANNOT guarantee a warm welcome  when you come back after ABANDONING a Daphne for the WHOLE WEEKENDZ!!!!!

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne CANNOT guarantee a warm welcome  when you come back after ABANDONING a Daphne for the WHOLE WEEKENDZ!!!!!

March 17th, 2013 at 3:00PM

Note to STAFFZ: a meal served at 4 am when you come home cannot POSSIBLY be considered BREAKFASTZ. It should therefore NOT come as a surprise to learn that a Daphne still requires BREAKFASTZ at BREAKFASTZ TIME!!!!! *exasperated Daphne*

February 16th, 2013 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne GRACIOUSLY sitting on your lap does NOT mean a Daphne has FORGIVEN you for ABANDONING a Daphne and being UNFAITHFULZ by snuggling OTHER KITTEHS.

February 12th, 2013 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: Being asleep is NOT a good reason for IGNORING a Daphne when she GRACIOUSLY offerz you SNUGGLZ at 3am!!! *hurt Daphne*

February 3rd, 2013 at 12:00AM
Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! A Daphne NEEDZ her RESTZ!!! *resting Daphne* *do not disturb Daphne* *tired Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! A Daphne NEEDZ her RESTZ!!! *resting Daphne* *do not disturb Daphne* *tired Daphne*

January 14th, 2013 at 10:27PM

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT approve of the COLD WET WHITE STUFFZ. Turn it OFFZ. *not a snow leopard*

January 13th, 2013 at 12:00AM
Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! *do not disturb Daphne**resting Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! *do not disturb Daphne*
*resting Daphne*

January 11th, 2013 at 7:15PM

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne’s SECOND BREAKFASTZ is in NO way related to a Daphne being SICKZ on the bedroom floor!!!! *not greedy Daphne*

January 7th, 2013 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is SVELTE and composed of FWUFF and BRAINZ. It is RUDE to call a Daphne DAFFALUMP or FWUFFALUMP!!!! *hurt feelingz Daphne*

January 4th, 2013 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: stop COUGHINGZ! Your coughingz is DISTURBING a Daphne!! *needing her SNOOZLEZ Daphne *

December 30th, 2012 at 12:00AM
Note to STAFFZ: there are TWO sofaz in this flat. A Daphne needz a WHOLE SOFAZ to herself!!! Go and sit on the OTHER SOFAZ!!!! *not good at sharing Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: there are TWO sofaz in this flat. A Daphne needz a WHOLE SOFAZ to herself!!! Go and sit on the OTHER SOFAZ!!!! *not good at sharing Daphne*

December 23rd, 2012 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: BREAKFASTZ was served UNACCEPTABLY late!!!

December 20th, 2012 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is VERY A LOT fond of raw CHICKENZ!!!!! *just saying Daphne*

December 19th, 2012 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: hanging out at the GROUCHO with ROCK STARZ is NOT an acceptablez excuse for such a delayed serving of SUPPERZ!!!! *starving Daphne* *abandoned Daphne*

December 18th, 2012 at 12:00AM

Note to STAFFZ: your coughing is DISTURBING a Daphne!!! *cross Daphne*