Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne would APPRECIATE IT if you could refrain from calling a Daphne FWUFFALUMP in front of the INTERLOPERZ. It encourages the INTERLOPERZ to be INSUBORDINATE. In any case, it is INAPPROPRIATE, as a Daphne is SVELTE, and composed largely of FWUFF and BRAINZ!!!! *standing on dignity Daphne* *svelte Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: It has not escaped a Daphne’s attention that you are having CREAMZ with your SUPPERZ. A Daphne is VERY A LOT FOND of CREAMZ. *just saying Daphne* *observant Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: It has come to a Daphne’s attention that the INTERLOPERZ is using a Daphne’s CATFLAP. A Daphne would like to point out to STAFFZ that use of a Daphne’s CATFLAP was NOT negotiated. A Daphne is MOST DISPLEASED. *displeased Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne might look as if she’s snoozling, but infact a Daphne is extremely BUSY thinking some VERY A LOT importantTHOUGHTZ!!!! *busy Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne might look as if she’s snoozling, but in
fact a Daphne is extremely BUSY thinking some VERY A LOT important
THOUGHTZ!!!! *busy Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne would be grateful if STAFFZ could pointout to the INTERLOPERZ that there is only room for ONE kitteh on this chair,and that it is ALREADY OCCUPIED by a Daphne!!!! *exasperated Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne would be grateful if STAFFZ could point
out to the INTERLOPERZ that there is only room for ONE kitteh on this chair,
and that it is ALREADY OCCUPIED by a Daphne!!!! *exasperated Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: the INTERLOPERZ does not appear to have received the memo telling the INTERLOPERZ that a Daphne’s VERY A LOT BEAUTIFUL fwuffy tail is NOT to be pounced on!!!!!! If the INTERLOPERZ pouncez on a Daphne’s tail, the INTERLOPERZ will INEVITABLY receive a SWIPEZ and a HISS!!!!!! A Daphne would be GRATEFUL if STAFFZ could make sure the INTERLOPERZ has received that memo!!!!!!!! *exaxperated Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: please tell the INTERLOPERZ that it is BAD MANNERZ to pounce on a Daphne when a Daphne is asleep and that POUNCING on a Daphne when a Daphne is asleep will INEVITABLY result in a SWIPEZ and a HISS from a cross Daphne!!!!!! *exasperated Daphne* *doesn’t like RUDE AWAKENINGZ Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ. A Daphne would be GRATEFUL if STAFFZ would make sure that the INTERLOPERZ has received the memo about DAYZ OF RESTZ!!!! *exasperated Daphne* *tired Daphne* *needing a RESTZ Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: when a Daphne bringz in a LIVE MOUSES, it is RUDE to make a Daphne DROP the LIVE MOUSES, and STAFFZ will only have herself to blame if the MOUSES dies under the sofa and SMELLZ!!!!!!!! *cross Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne wishes you to convey to the INTERLOPERZ that a Daphne’s tail is NOT to be POUNCED ON!!!!!! *affronted Daphne* *exasperated Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne would be grateful if STAFFZ would TURN DOWN the volume on the INTERLOPERZ!!!! *pawz over EARZ Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is TOO HOT, and would like to know what STAFFZ is intending to do about this UNSATISFACTORY state of AFFAIRZ!!!!!!! *hot and bothered Daphne* *grumpy Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is TOO HOT, and would like to know what STAFFZ is intending to do about this UNSATISFACTORY state of AFFAIRZ!!!!!!! *hot and bothered Daphne* *grumpy Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: it is RUDE not to be THRILLED that a Daphne haz gone to all the TROUBLEZ of catching a MOUSES and leaving it as a surprise GIFTZ for you on the bathroom floor on your return after ABANDONING a Daphne for TWO NIGHTZ!!!!!!!! *hurt Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT do SELFIEZ!!!!!http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-06/18/snapcat

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT do SELFIEZ!!!!!http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-06/18/snapcat

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne would APPRECIATE it if STAFFZ would NOTleave STUFFZ all over thingz a Daphne wishes to snoozle on!!!! *exasperatedDaphne* *not enough space Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne would APPRECIATE it if STAFFZ would NOT
leave STUFFZ all over thingz a Daphne wishes to snoozle on!!!! *exasperated
Daphne* *not enough space Daphne*