June 2012
26 posts
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne comes in when she is READY, not when she is CALLED.
Note to STAFFZ: it is both RUDE and FOOLISH to not share your NICE CREAMZ with a Daphne!!!!!
Note to STAFFZ: it is NOT acceptable to rescue a MOUSES that a Daphne is in the process of killing!!!!
Note to STAFFZ: it is very RUDE to make TOASTZ and not share it with a Daphne!!!
Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne should have a FLYPASTZ every day!!!
Note to STAFFZ: it is RAINING. A Daphne does NOT like the rain.
Note to STAFFZ: waking a snoozling Daphne for no good reason may result in loss of LIMBZ!!!
Note to STAFFZ: ANKLEZ are LEGITIMATE targetz!!!!!
Note to STAFFZ: do NOT wake a Daphne unless you are about to FEED a Daphne!!!!! *hungry Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: TOEZ = PREY!!!
Note to STAFFZ: muddy pawprintz are a DESIRABLE design feature in the BATHZ!!!
Note to STAFFZ: the SNUGGLZ and PURRRZ when you walked in after ABANDONING a Daphne for a WHOLE WEEKEND were just to lull you into a false sense of security!!!!! *plotting REVENGEZ Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: it is NOT acceptable to serve BREAKFASTZ late on a Saturday!!! * starving to death Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: it is RUDE to complain when a loving Daphne offerz you SNUGGLZ at 5.30am!!! *loving Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: SNUGGLZ are not yours by right. SNUGGLZ are extra treatz and at the DISCRETIONZ of a Daphne!!!!
Note to STAFFZ: my SNUGGLZ take precedence over your COFFEEZ!!!
Note to STAFFZ: my BREAKFASTZ takes precedence over your SNOOZLEZ!!!
Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne’s name is DAPHNE. Not FWUFFALUMP. *outraged Daphne*
Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne is even MOAR LOVEABLEZ when she is WETZ and MUDDYZ!!!
Note to STAFFZ: your time of arrivalz at HOME has been NOTED.
Note to STAFFZ: do something about the RAINZ. A Daphne is OVER the RAINZ. A Daphne’s fur does not look its best when it is WETZ and MUDDYZ. kthnxbai.
Note to STAFFZ: when a Daphne GLAREZ at you through the door, it means a Daphne REQUIREZ you to OPEN the door!!!!
Note to STAFFZ: you are REQUIRED to keep one hand free AT ALL TIMEZ in order to provide a Daphne with STROKEZ on demand!!!
