Daphne's Notez to STAFFZ

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne CANNOT guarantee a warm welcome when...

katebevan — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:08:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne CANNOT guarantee a warm welcome when you come back after ABANDONING a Daphne for the WHOLE WEEKENDZ!!!!!

Note to STAFFZ: a meal served at 4 am when you come home cannot POSSIBLY be considered BREAKFASTZ....

katebevan — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 15:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: a meal served at 4 am when you come home cannot POSSIBLY be considered BREAKFASTZ. It should therefore NOT come as a surprise to learn that a Daphne still requires BREAKFASTZ at BREAKFASTZ TIME!!!!! *exasperated Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne GRACIOUSLY sitting on your lap does NOT mean a Daphne has FORGIVEN you for...

katebevan — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne GRACIOUSLY sitting on your lap does NOT mean a Daphne has FORGIVEN you for ABANDONING a Daphne and being UNFAITHFULZ by snuggling OTHER KITTEHS.

Note to STAFFZ: Being asleep is NOT a good reason for IGNORING a Daphne when she GRACIOUSLY offerz...

katebevan — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: Being asleep is NOT a good reason for IGNORING a Daphne when she GRACIOUSLY offerz you SNUGGLZ at 3am!!! *hurt Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! A Daphne NEEDZ her...

katebevan — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! A Daphne NEEDZ her RESTZ!!! *resting Daphne* *do not disturb Daphne* *tired Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT approve of the COLD WET WHITE STUFFZ. Turn it OFFZ. *not a snow...

katebevan — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:27:48 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne does NOT approve of the COLD WET WHITE STUFFZ. Turn it OFFZ. *not a snow leopard*

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! *do not disturb...

katebevan — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: Sunday is a day of RESTZ!!! *do not disturb Daphne*
*resting Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne’s SECOND BREAKFASTZ is in NO way related to a Daphne being SICKZ on...

katebevan — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:15:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: a Daphne’s SECOND BREAKFASTZ is in NO way related to a Daphne being SICKZ on the bedroom floor!!!! *not greedy Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is SVELTE and composed of FWUFF and BRAINZ. It is RUDE to call a Daphne...

katebevan — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is SVELTE and composed of FWUFF and BRAINZ. It is RUDE to call a Daphne DAFFALUMP or FWUFFALUMP!!!! *hurt feelingz Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: stop COUGHINGZ! Your coughingz is DISTURBING a Daphne!! *needing her SNOOZLEZ Daphne...

katebevan — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: stop COUGHINGZ! Your coughingz is DISTURBING a Daphne!! *needing her SNOOZLEZ Daphne *

Note to STAFFZ: there are TWO sofaz in this flat. A Daphne needz...

katebevan — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: there are TWO sofaz in this flat. A Daphne needz a WHOLE SOFAZ to herself!!! Go and sit on the OTHER SOFAZ!!!! *not good at sharing Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: BREAKFASTZ was served UNACCEPTABLY late!!!

katebevan — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: BREAKFASTZ was served UNACCEPTABLY late!!!

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is VERY A LOT fond of raw CHICKENZ!!!!! just saying Daphne

katebevan — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne is VERY A LOT fond of raw CHICKENZ!!!!! *just saying Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: hanging out at the GROUCHO with ROCK STARZ is NOT an acceptablez excuse for such a...

katebevan — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: hanging out at the GROUCHO with ROCK STARZ is NOT an acceptablez excuse for such a delayed serving of SUPPERZ!!!! *starving Daphne* *abandoned Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: your coughing is DISTURBING a Daphne!!! cross Daphne

katebevan — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: your coughing is DISTURBING a Daphne!!! *cross Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: now that your birthday is over, a Daphne expects resumption of NORMAL SERVICEZ....

katebevan — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: now that your birthday is over, a Daphne expects resumption of NORMAL SERVICEZ. Today haz been NOT ACCEPTABLEZ. *not enough attention Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne notez that the kittehfood cupboard is EMPTYZ. A Daphne also notez that it...

katebevan — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:11:19 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne notez that the kittehfood cupboard is EMPTYZ. A Daphne also notez that it is VERY A LOT close to SUPPERZTIME!!! *anxious Daphne* *wasting-away Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne’s preferred BREAKFASTZ menu is WHISKAS. NOT cheap supermarket...

katebevan — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne’s preferred BREAKFASTZ menu is WHISKAS. NOT cheap supermarket OWN-BRANDZ!!!!! *shortchanged Daphne* *starving Daphne*

Note to STAFFZ: Daphne SNUGGLZ are NOT optional. When a Daphne requirez SNUGGLZ, STAFFZ are required...

katebevan — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:20:02 +0100

Note to STAFFZ: Daphne SNUGGLZ are NOT optional. When a Daphne requirez SNUGGLZ, STAFFZ are required to provide SNUGGLZ!!!!

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne KNOWZ she is gorgeous. It is neither NECESSARY nor DESIRABLE to WAKE a...

katebevan — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:15:54 +0100

Note to STAFFZ: A Daphne KNOWZ she is gorgeous. It is neither NECESSARY nor DESIRABLE to WAKE a Daphne to state the OBVIOUSZ!!!! *snoozling Daphne*